13 Mighty Funny One Line Jokes

13 Mighty Funny One Line Jokes

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

If mummies are from Egypt, then from where are daddies from?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
How can the cemetry raise it's burial costs and blame it on the price of living?
If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it "breakfast"? 
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs? 

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