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Tuesday, November 27, 2012
10 Powerful Inspirational & Motivational Quotes
“One moment of patience
may ward off great disaster.
One moment of impatience
may ruin a whole life.”
“Love is the condition in which the happiness
of another person is essential to your own.”
“Success is not the key to happiness.”
Happiness is the key to success.
If you love what you are doing,
you will be successful.”
“A strong positive mental attitude
will create more miracles
than any wonder drug.”
“Patience and perseverance
have a magical effect before which
difficulties disappear
and obstacles vanish.”(...)
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Monday, November 12, 2012
13 Mighty Funny One Line Jokes
If mummies are from Egypt, then from where are daddies from?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
How can the cemetry raise it's burial costs and blame it on the price of living?
If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it "breakfast"?
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs?
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Sunday, October 14, 2012
When Should I Enjoy?
Today we have bigger houses and smaller families.
More conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees, but less common sense.
More knowledge, but less judgment.
We have more experts, but more problems.
More medicine, but less wellness.
We spend too recklessly;
Laugh too little,
Drive too fast,
Get too angry too quickly,(...)
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Monday, June 25, 2012
Your eyesight seems to be Poor
Strange Problems – Joke 1
Patient: Doctor, I am having some strange problems off-late and I hope you will be able to diagnose them.
Doctor: To begin with, your eyesight seems to be very poor.
Patient: How can you say that? You haven’t even examined me yet.
Doctor: You failed to see the sign outside. This is a veterinary hospital.
No need for the operation – Joke 2(...)
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