True & Funny Quotations

True & Funny Quotations Posted: 23 Mar 2012 09:30 PM PDT  A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.  ————- Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.  ————-  Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.  ————-  As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.  ————- It’s the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.  ————-  It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse(...) Continue reading True & Funny Quotations