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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Short Jokes


Short Jokes
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
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The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad news." ..... to continue Reading (Click Here)

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