One Line Jokes

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble,

putting on your pants.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

Born free, taxed to death.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

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