Posted: 14 Jun 2012 09:30 PM PDT
Questions asked in the Court by the lawyers.
Q: How old is your daughter, the one living with you?
A: 24 or 25, I can’t remember exactly.
Q: How long has she lived with you?
A: 35 years.
Q: This disease, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: Fourth October.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the 18 old, how old is he?
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