Posted: 05 Jun 2012 09:30 PM PDT
Marriage
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters…
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
So that you can die rich.
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A person no different from the rest
….except that he/she got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. (...)
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