Cat and Lawyer
A cat came running round the corner heads straight to the meat shop and before the butcher could do anything takes a piece of meat in its mouth and runs away.
The butcher run's after the cat and catches it only to find out that the cat belongs to a lawyer.
He goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a cat comes running and steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the cat's owner?"
The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
The butcher run's after the cat and catches it only to find out that the cat belongs to a lawyer.
He goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a cat comes running and steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the cat's owner?"
The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $29. Your cat was loose and stole meat from my shop today."
The lawyer, without a word, hands in $29 to the butcher. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
One week later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $50 due for a consultation!!!
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