Our Marriage Experiences – Very Funny and true

Our Marriage Experiences – Very Funny and true Posted: 22 Apr 2012 09:30 PM PDT   A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~ Milton Berle "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ~ James Holt McGavran I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~ Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~ Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ~ Dumas   I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~ Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." ~ Henry Youngman "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." ~ Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ~ Nash Similar stories Before and After Marriage – Joke in Unique Style – Read Full Why Some Men Have Dogs? More Jokes Marriage Tips From Famous People Husband & Wife – Short Jokes Facts about Marriage – Very Funny Get jokes and funny photos on your email :

Selecting a Place to Eat – Age Matters Posted: 22 Apr 2012 08:30 PM PDT A group of 40 year old buddies discuss-and- discuss where they should meet for dinner.  Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Gasthaus Gutenberger restaurant because they have very nice waitresses Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again, and once again they discuss-and- discuss where they should eat. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because the food there is very good, as is the wine selection.  Ten years later, at 60 years of age, the group again meets and once again they discuss-and- discuss where they should eat. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because they can eat there in peace and quiet, and the restaurant is smoke free. Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again… and once again they discuss-and- discuss where they should eat. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible.. .. plus they even have an elevator. Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again.  Once again they discuss-and- discuss where they should eat. Finally, they have a great idea to meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger. …. because they have never been there before. (They Forgot – Age factor !!!) Similar stories Who is the Fastest? The Airport Parking More Jokes The Story of Turtles Can’t Sell then eat Shit !!! – Moral Story 10 most Stupid Questions – Funny Answers Get jokes and funny photos on your email :