Posted: 17 Apr 2012 09:30 PM PDT
Three kids are boasting about their fathers, as to who is the fastest.
The first one says: “Well, my father runs so fast, he shoots an arrow, then starts running, and he gets there before the arrow”.
The second one says: “That’s too slow. My dad is so swift, he can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet”.
The third one listens to his friends.Then says: “Nonsense, you don’t know what is the definition of fast. My dad is a government employee. He stops working at 5:00 and he is home by 4:45″!!
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Posted: 17 Apr 2012 09:20 PM PDT
Jack was returning home from a business trip with his luggage. And as he was slowly walking towards his car in the crowded airport parking, a car suddenly screeched to a stop in front of him. The driver pointed hurriedly pointed at him and said forcefully “Get inside”. “I’ll take you to your car.”
Startled, Jack took a step backwards. “Ah … no thanks,” he answered.“ I can get there myself.”(...)
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