Table Manners – Sameer Jokes

Table Manners – Sameer Jokes

Posted: 11 Apr 2012 09:30 PM PDT

Table Manners – Sameer Jokes
One day, Faisal and Sameer went to a hotel for lunch. As soon as the waiteress placed a large sandwich cut into two, Sameer quickly picked out the bigger half for himself.
Faisal wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Sameer: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Faisal: “The smaller piece, of course.”
Sameer: “What are you crying about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”

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