Khan's Jokes - Tooo Funny

Khan's Jokes - Tooo Funny

Teacher : "Khan, you talk a lot!"

Khan: "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Khan: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Khan: "She's a woman"

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Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Khan : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Khan : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Khan : "A teacher".

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Teacher : " Muammar Gaddafi not only chopped down his father's Date tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

Khan: " Because Gaddafi still had the axe in is hand."

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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer : "What other colors do you have ?"

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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

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Khan : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"

Ali: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

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Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and ..... to continue Reading (Click Here)

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